The new technique to piss girls off:

Wear heels around their boyfriends

As far as accuracy goes, so far, so good..

Some girl told me I looked like I needed a hug then gave me one today

Hm, weird

There's definitely unborns

all over my locker from the two I found having a smooch fest all over it this morning ewww you're gross, stay away from my locker and I

Oreos and tea

make me
happy

Supported

I thought dogs are always supposed to walk in front of you, especially service dogs?

Who woulda guessed...

BRIEF:

Arrived at Woodstock after a 2 and a half hour ride. I think the best part was going 100+ mph in a fucking soccer mom van. This place rules, I can definitely see myself living here sometime in my life, the food rules, the people are awesome, this house is beautiful, but it's so cold and I get no coverage with T-Mobile -_- Oh well, I'll bundle up and forget about my phone until I'm heading home

Vegan dinner on me tomorrow, too bad you're missing out

I'm watching a 5 year old

sing that song that's like "can I get a whaa whaa"

Motherz deez dayz yo.

Note To Self:

Never take your phone out in front of little kids, they always want to play with it. Also, don't play their games, they change the rules as the game goes on so they can win every time... true jerx!

I wish that when I was assigned a 5 paragraph essay in history class, it consumed more than 5 of my minutes to write an A+ essay. ; ) I have 15 minutes left to kill, and this anticipation is killing me! I'm so psyched to go to Woodstock, and Ian lent me his vegan cookbook so I'm totally looking forward to making something new. For the second night there, we're going out to eat at this vegan resturaunt my mom was telling me about, which was brought to my attention because her friend's mom loves eating as a vegan. (*Smiles*)

Supposedly I'll get service up there but you never know with all the places I'll be roaming around with Julia. If I don't, sorry in advance, just spend your time preparing yourself for pictures and adventure stories for when I get home

P.s. It better not rain or I'll fight the clouds

HI, I'M BRITTNEY, THE JOURNAL

The biggest downfall of not having heat:

Waking up from a nap with cold toes and a cold nose.

I HATE tough guys

Ya'll try too hard

I'd eat this for the rest of my life

There is nothing like throwing a bunch of everything in a pot with whole wheat pasta and it coming out most good, as if the outcome wasn't obvious enough. I love being Italian, you're just born with awesome cooking skills

Once it's legal for me to drive, if you want to see me here and there, come with me to Kung Fu in New York. Once I can drive I will be working, eating out where I am served good ass vegan food, going to the gym more often and traveling anywhere I please if I cannot get there by bike.

Poop conversations/advice and chain mails that require you to "crack the code" are the best. Example:

X35 P33N I hUJOH 05 W,I 35V37d 3W d73H

(Read upside down)


It's Justin's birthday today and I can't figure out if I want to act like a bitch he claims I am, or just forget about it all and celebrate it nicely. It's a shame I'll have to make the best out of going to Carrabba's for dinner since I don't really care about that place..

I want: my math teacher to quit being a bitch, my allergies to go awaaay finally, this weekend to come quicker - I'll be resorting in Woodstock, NY for a gUrL'z WeEkEndD. Jesse comes next Thursday, and Julia better not be so high up on cloud 9 that she forgets about everything and everyone else, because we're going to Philly for the penitentiary, Blood Manor in the city and seeing Saw V that weekend we'll be spending in Queens and I'll need someone to latch onto. If she does, be her substitute.

I have so many

pictures, stories and plans to share. I'll eventually get to updating.

Note To Self:

When your nose has been running for hours, don't keep sniffing it back up, get a tissue and blow your nose!!

Now that I'm dying from post-nasal drip, the only things I will eat/drink are soup and tea.

ABOUT TO LOSE MY TEMPER!!

stop coming to me only when you need things

Having such an awesome day

shopping with my mom. I got the most stuff, and I'd like to thank whoever gave me these savings bonds when I was a babii.

Old Navy saved my life... once again!

Sleep deprived

I found out I fall alseep within minutes. Awesome.

Forget school, I'm sleeping then shopping

Doing nothing

this class and my next, so I decided to break my thumb

Reports from the dog beach:

As oneeee!

P.s.

Beware the floating onions

Second room

Second fave

Best spent 10 dollars

HOME SWEET HOME

P.s. The tree all the way to the left is filled with the most and loudest birds

A good look for your school agenda book:

Don't let looks deceive you

The yommiest I've ever made

Brown and white??

Boys, keep giving me flowers

My dog LOVES them!

Welcome to the good life..

These bitches..

A little ROCK for breakfast

Who the fuuuuuuck

would waaant?!

<3

GO KRISTI PIERCE!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

This bitch..

666 Flags Fright Fest

Entertain me attempt #2

The good and the bad

The good:
- Floam dix

- Making friendship bracelets
- Walking
- Rolling around in cash
- December 26th, and the new system in my whip
- Daily dosage of Clif bars and banana soymilk shakes with peanut butter
- Awesome weather
- Bike riding
- Pomegranate tea

The bad:
- Allergies kicking the shit outta me
- Horrible haunted mazes (Don't waste your money on Corner of Chaos)
- Sore muscles

1 AM boardwalk walk

Good new habit

I live a life of constant ache

Muscle aches, joint aches, when will it end? Better yet, where the cash at so I can get massaged?!

Some more yum

The best dinner and dessert

Thank you Tyler ; )

Peanut Butter droppings and French Fries

Put foods you ain't want outside for da animalz!!

Day rank from 1-10:

7.5

Went to Fright Fest with Julia and Judy, not scary.. no more hayrides... lockers you have to pay $1 for, for each ride, they get you coming and going... bummed out the entire time... gets lamer and lamer every year.. I hate every kid my age, they're all equivalent to 13 year old brats

"I don't want to be a dick"

But you are, and that's all you are

Time to get my hustle on

I got the best relaxation massage yesterday, and I've made it my goal to make 80 bucks a day so I could afford and receive one errday 'cause they're just that good.

P.s. I love the new Lipton Pyramid tea bags

and the cold weather and wearing big hoodies and the vulgar girls at my school

P.s.s. Boys are still the most confusing creatures to ever walk the face of the earth